Hmm..

My mom always told me to be careful about road rage, saying "You never know who has a gun!"

I don't think she envisioned this - drivers carrying nukes!

1,000 warheads are being transported from Washington to Texas and back via Kenworths driven by drunkards.

"Eight of the Navy’s 14 ballistic-missile submarines are based at Bangor, so about 900 to 1,000 warheads would be transported from and returned to Kitsap County in special unmarked tractor trailers."

 http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2010/nov/27/tridents-warheads-on-the-road-to-refurbishment/#ixzz16pAaVgE8

Let us hope they decide to lay off the booze...